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7. Mai 2007
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Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila Arguing
about how tough they are.

The first mouse says, „I’m so tough I break into the cupboard just to
eat the rat poison.“ He slams down his tequila and looks at the second
mouse.

The second mouse replies, „That’s nothing. I’m so tough I run through a
mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back and bench-press the
spring trap-wire.“

He slams down his tequila and looks at the third mouse. The third mouse
slams down his tequila, slides off his stool and begins walking away
from the bar.

The other mice scream, „Oi! Softy! Where do you think you’re going?!“

The third mouse replies, „Home, to shag the cat.“

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